Welcome to the Arena! Tickets please...

This is truly a battle of epic proportions. The well known leprechaun Lucky certainly has made his mark with his catch phrase "Me looky charms", but Bilbo certainly has an impressive resume, with that timeless legend and all. Lets take a closer look at each of the contenders.

Lucky
Race: Leprechaun
Gender: Male, I hope.
Age: 8, or 36
Weight: 25lbs
Blood type: B+
Looky charm: Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and balloons!
Annoying thing: The stinkin' accent, ye blarney faced lassy!
Specialty move: General Mills Roundhouse
This tough little soldier has much experience in stalking and picking off targets with deadly accuracy after years of kids taking his looky charms. Even though he may seem innocent enough on the outside, most assume that if provoked, he will burst out of that childish.. er.. middle-aged.. um.. shell and will kill on sight. He also has the advantage of leprechaun speed and the ability to hide in an instant, but he may have met his match with the hobbit. Without a weapon, and Bilbo with Sting and an artifact crafted by the hand of evil himself, I think that Lucky has as much a chance to win as the British have a chance at winning a pie contest. I think the only thing that Lucky has going for him is that Brittany Spears named a song after him, and everyone knows what a good pick up line that makes.

Bilbo
Race: Hobbit
Gender: Male
Age: 100+, looking 40
Weight: Well, with 6 meals a day, lets see how light you are!
Blood type: Tookish
Addiction: The One Ring, pipe weed
Annoying thing: Song. Does everything have to be a song?
Specialty move: The Shire Suplex
Bilbo did not want adventure. Hobbits do not long for long journeys, they just want to stay in their Hobbit holes. A clean hole, not a dirty wormy one. But this Hobbit had some Took blood in him, and now he is one kick butt halfing. He journeyed across Middle-Earth to kill a dragon, and I don't that any wimpy leprechaun would have the 'looky charms' to do that. He has an elven blade named Sting, has The One Ring to bind them, come on. Does this Lucky guy have a speck of a chance against this beautifully spoken warrior? And if Lucky should win, he would have hell to pay with Bilbo's friends, a Wizard, an Elven Lord, and a freakin' big group of dwarves. I mean, how many dwarves does Gandalf think they need on this mission? Most of them didn't do anything but bow and offer their family services for ever. I mean, are they into slave labor or something? Maybe I should make the next Arena "Dwarves vs. Evil People." Naw...

The winner:
Bilbo 65%!
(21 votes)

The loosah:
Lucky 34%
(11 votes)